Monday 22 September 2008

Ten Types of Crap Dug Out of Our Garden

1) Bricks (Half- and Whole)
2) Smashed roof-slates
3) Chunks of concrete
4) Fragments of window glass
5) Shards of broken beer bottle
6) Bones. Probably of the pets of long-grown children...
7)
Rusty bits of metal, including something that looks like it broke off an anchor
8) Broken crockery

9) Clothes-pegs, and other random plastic, including -
10) A mystifying number of empty biro casings.

Any DIYers, glaziers or barbecue-going litter-bugs who've stumbled on this, please take note: It's the glass that's really objectionable. I just know I can't have got all of it, and look forward to ripping my gloves/fingers on it for years to come. Is it really such a hassle to take it to the dump? Or find a recycling bin?

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